1 00:00:02,122 --> 00:00:03,790 Shit! Shit. 2 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:13,994 Hey. - Hi. Hello. 3 00:00:13,994 --> 00:00:16,936 I don't want to hear your girlfriend's orgasms again, okay? 4 00:00:16,936 --> 00:00:18,338 I don't know what you're talking about. 5 00:00:18,338 --> 00:00:19,505 "Oh! Oh! 6 00:00:19,505 --> 00:00:20,873 Big finish, Drew. - Shh! Nope. 7 00:00:20,873 --> 00:00:22,174 Shh! - Big finish! 8 00:00:22,174 --> 00:00:24,511 Okay. Shh! - Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! 9 00:00:24,511 --> 00:00:25,878 What's in the bag? 10 00:00:25,878 --> 00:00:27,146 Nothing's in the bag. Stop. No, April. 11 00:00:27,146 --> 00:00:28,582 April, April! No! - Oh, my God! 12 00:00:28,582 --> 00:00:31,184 - God! - Let me see it! Relax! 13 00:00:31,184 --> 00:00:35,154 "Noni Cho. Award for Excellence in Interior Design." 14 00:00:35,154 --> 00:00:37,490 Did you win this? - Yeah, I won it. 15 00:00:37,490 --> 00:00:38,925 I'm Noni Cho. Gimme this. - Oh. 16 00:00:38,925 --> 00:00:41,494 Look, let's get one thing straight. 17 00:00:41,494 --> 00:00:45,260 Everything about my life is none of your business. 18 00:00:45,260 --> 00:00:46,999 Do you understand that? 19 00:00:46,999 --> 00:00:49,268 - No. - Okay. Well, over your head. 20 00:00:49,268 --> 00:00:51,199 Anyway, I'm not trying to be mean to women, 21 00:00:51,199 --> 00:00:52,539 but, you're stupid. 22 00:00:52,539 --> 00:00:54,809 Well, I-I want my Taser back! 23 00:01:43,457 --> 00:01:45,625 Fuck. 24 00:01:51,763 --> 00:01:53,766 I said that because I wanted you to think 25 00:01:53,766 --> 00:01:54,968 I was legit. 26 00:01:54,968 --> 00:01:56,168 Ma'am. 27 00:01:56,168 --> 00:01:57,303 Put that stupid thing down. 28 00:01:57,303 --> 00:01:58,805 No! Aah! 29 00:01:58,805 --> 00:01:59,939 Ma'am, are you gonna order? 30 00:01:59,939 --> 00:02:01,575 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 31 00:02:01,575 --> 00:02:02,642 Ma'am! 32 00:02:02,642 --> 00:02:04,177 Oh. 33 00:02:04,177 --> 00:02:05,345 Um... 34 00:02:05,345 --> 00:02:06,779 Uh, sorry, yes. 35 00:02:06,779 --> 00:02:09,649 Um, I, um... 36 00:02:09,649 --> 00:02:11,112 I'll have, um-- 37 00:02:11,112 --> 00:02:12,317 Let's go. 38 00:02:12,317 --> 00:02:14,821 Don't make fun of her. She can't read! 39 00:02:14,821 --> 00:02:16,856 Listen, I teach an adult literacy class 40 00:02:16,856 --> 00:02:18,191 and I'd be more than happy 41 00:02:18,191 --> 00:02:20,394 to have you come in. - Yeah, no, I-I can read. 42 00:02:20,394 --> 00:02:22,228 I can read. 43 00:02:22,228 --> 00:02:25,798 Um, can I just have a sesame bagel, 44 00:02:25,798 --> 00:02:27,101 um, with cream cheese, please? 45 00:02:27,101 --> 00:02:28,501 Great. 46 00:02:28,501 --> 00:02:30,237 Nothing to be ashamed of. 47 00:02:33,406 --> 00:02:34,641 Move forward. 48 00:02:34,641 --> 00:02:36,511 Okay. 49 00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:47,121 Marc, you're being way too loud! K? 50 00:02:49,189 --> 00:02:50,457 Marc! 51 00:02:50,457 --> 00:02:52,459 Oh, my God. 52 00:02:52,459 --> 00:02:54,526 You would love this article I'm reading. 53 00:02:54,526 --> 00:02:55,928 It's about a girl who got trapped 54 00:02:55,928 --> 00:02:57,692 on top of an elephant for six days. 55 00:02:57,692 --> 00:02:59,064 Okay, your music is way too loud. 56 00:02:59,064 --> 00:03:00,166 I can't get any work done. - Oh, sorry. 57 00:03:00,166 --> 00:03:02,069 I'll turn it down. - No. 58 00:03:02,069 --> 00:03:03,002 Whoa! 59 00:03:03,002 --> 00:03:04,237 - What? - Whoa! 60 00:03:04,237 --> 00:03:06,606 What? Whoa, baby. Oh, my God. No! 61 00:03:06,606 --> 00:03:08,642 First your hair comes out and now... that? 62 00:03:08,642 --> 00:03:10,342 What is going on? 63 00:03:10,342 --> 00:03:13,413 It's called having a book deal by the age of 28! 64 00:03:14,947 --> 00:03:17,683 Does this have anything to do with Keith? 65 00:03:22,688 --> 00:03:24,591 Wha-a-a-t? 66 00:03:24,591 --> 00:03:25,558 What? 67 00:03:25,558 --> 00:03:27,427 Elliot, I know. 68 00:03:28,695 --> 00:03:30,964 What do you know? 69 00:03:30,964 --> 00:03:33,066 I know you're hooking up with someone named Keith. 70 00:03:33,066 --> 00:03:34,934 You said his name 71 00:03:34,934 --> 00:03:37,837 in your sleep every night this week. 72 00:03:37,837 --> 00:03:39,806 Oh, my God. Okay. 73 00:03:39,806 --> 00:03:41,509 Just tell me who he is. 74 00:03:44,978 --> 00:03:45,978 He was a man... 75 00:03:45,978 --> 00:03:48,347 - Yeah. - ...from my past. 76 00:03:48,347 --> 00:03:50,816 When you're writing, a lot of repressed stuff 77 00:03:50,816 --> 00:03:52,285 comes up to the surface, so... 78 00:03:52,285 --> 00:03:55,187 Like what? 79 00:03:55,187 --> 00:03:56,717 I was sent to a conversion therapist 80 00:03:56,717 --> 00:03:58,924 to turn me straight when I was five. 81 00:03:58,924 --> 00:04:01,494 His name was "Dr. Keith." 82 00:04:01,494 --> 00:04:04,096 Oh, my God. But your parents were so liberal. 83 00:04:04,096 --> 00:04:07,601 I know. It's so messed up. 84 00:04:07,601 --> 00:04:09,201 I hate them for it 85 00:04:09,201 --> 00:04:10,903 and I don't even know if I can forgive them. 86 00:04:10,903 --> 00:04:12,873 Well, I-I think you should try. 87 00:04:14,974 --> 00:04:16,878 Gonna go get you some Benadryl. 88 00:04:20,013 --> 00:04:21,583 Thank you, angel. 89 00:04:26,987 --> 00:04:28,522 Ew! 90 00:04:36,028 --> 00:04:37,262 I'm so glad you like oysters. 91 00:04:37,262 --> 00:04:39,198 - Mm-hmm. - I actually hate them. 92 00:04:39,198 --> 00:04:41,000 But they're all I can eat right now 93 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,902 because of my braces, so. 94 00:04:42,902 --> 00:04:44,504 Oh, no, I like this place. 95 00:04:44,504 --> 00:04:45,639 I'm glad you chose it. 96 00:04:45,639 --> 00:04:47,174 And this article is a really good excuse 97 00:04:47,174 --> 00:04:48,608 for us to hang out. 98 00:04:48,608 --> 00:04:50,377 Oh, shoot. I'm so sorry. 99 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:51,639 I should've said something. 100 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:53,279 I'm actually seeing someone. 101 00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:55,149 - Oh, nah. It's-- I-I wasn't-- - Do you know Drew Gardner? 102 00:04:55,149 --> 00:04:57,245 Yeah, Dory's boyfriend. 103 00:04:57,245 --> 00:04:59,619 Not anymore. 104 00:04:59,619 --> 00:05:01,621 Wow. That's shocking. 105 00:05:01,621 --> 00:05:02,755 I have to say, 106 00:05:02,755 --> 00:05:04,389 - Mm-hmm. - when you go missing, 107 00:05:04,389 --> 00:05:06,893 you suddenly discover how many people 108 00:05:06,893 --> 00:05:08,595 from your past really care about you. 109 00:05:08,595 --> 00:05:11,164 Yeah, so, we'll get into all that later, but, 110 00:05:11,164 --> 00:05:12,665 for right now, - Mm-hmm. 111 00:05:12,665 --> 00:05:14,868 - tell me... - Mm-hmm. 112 00:05:14,868 --> 00:05:16,202 your story. 113 00:05:16,202 --> 00:05:18,971 Start from the beginning and don't hold back. 114 00:05:18,971 --> 00:05:23,110 I'm Chantal Witherbottom 115 00:05:23,110 --> 00:05:24,979 and I went missing. 116 00:05:39,359 --> 00:05:41,328 Ooh! Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 117 00:05:41,328 --> 00:05:44,597 - Are you? - Yeah, are you? 118 00:05:44,597 --> 00:05:45,498 Oh. 119 00:05:45,498 --> 00:05:47,300 Oh, oh. 120 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:49,101 Sorry. Wh-What's going on here? 121 00:05:49,101 --> 00:05:51,971 That's what I wanna know, Dory. 122 00:05:51,971 --> 00:05:53,740 Where the hell is Keith? 123 00:06:00,481 --> 00:06:02,015 Look. 124 00:06:02,015 --> 00:06:04,217 I'm sorry that you don't know 125 00:06:04,217 --> 00:06:05,451 where your ex-husband is, 126 00:06:05,451 --> 00:06:07,753 but, I swear I don't know where he is. 127 00:06:07,753 --> 00:06:09,922 She's trying to play dumb and she's not even good at it. 128 00:06:09,922 --> 00:06:12,325 I don't-- I'm sorry. Who-- Who are you? 129 00:06:12,325 --> 00:06:13,593 Just tell us where he is. 130 00:06:13,593 --> 00:06:15,027 I haven't heard from him in over a week. 131 00:06:15,027 --> 00:06:18,065 I mean, we broke up, so we haven't been in contact. 132 00:06:18,065 --> 00:06:19,666 Why'd you break up? 133 00:06:19,666 --> 00:06:23,536 I ended it because... 134 00:06:23,536 --> 00:06:24,705 I just-- I got the feeling that he was 135 00:06:24,705 --> 00:06:26,572 getting involved in, like, 136 00:06:26,572 --> 00:06:27,641 you know, some weird shit. 137 00:06:27,641 --> 00:06:30,076 What kind of weird shit? 138 00:06:30,076 --> 00:06:31,577 Like, PI stuff. 139 00:06:31,577 --> 00:06:33,346 What PI stuff? Jesus! 140 00:06:33,346 --> 00:06:37,050 I don't know, but there was definitely, like, 141 00:06:37,050 --> 00:06:39,152 some people he was afraid of. 142 00:06:39,152 --> 00:06:40,286 Be specific! 143 00:06:40,286 --> 00:06:43,490 Um, there was 144 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:44,857 one guy... 145 00:06:44,857 --> 00:06:48,923 one name that he kept repeating. 146 00:06:48,923 --> 00:06:50,096 Fat Franky. 147 00:06:50,096 --> 00:06:51,532 Fat Franky? 148 00:06:51,532 --> 00:06:53,100 Crystal. 149 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:55,302 Your dad know anybody who knows someone 150 00:06:55,302 --> 00:06:56,537 who goes by Fat Franky? 151 00:06:56,537 --> 00:06:58,137 I can ask, but, 152 00:06:58,137 --> 00:07:00,739 they don't like it when I ask about that stuff. 153 00:07:00,739 --> 00:07:03,711 So, okay, you seriously don't know where he is? 154 00:07:03,711 --> 00:07:04,812 You're not lying to me? 155 00:07:04,812 --> 00:07:06,045 - No. - Look me in the eyes 156 00:07:06,045 --> 00:07:09,249 and tell me you don't know where Keith is. 157 00:07:10,650 --> 00:07:12,319 I don't know where Keith is. 158 00:07:15,388 --> 00:07:17,257 Oh, shit. She's not lying. 159 00:07:17,257 --> 00:07:18,959 I can always tell when somebody's lying. 160 00:07:18,959 --> 00:07:21,127 You know that. - You can. You can. 161 00:07:21,127 --> 00:07:24,164 Je-sus. Now you got me worried. 162 00:07:28,434 --> 00:07:30,603 - Hi! - Portia! 163 00:07:30,603 --> 00:07:32,072 - Hey. - So great to see you. 164 00:07:32,072 --> 00:07:34,307 You too. Thank you so much for having me. 165 00:07:34,307 --> 00:07:36,676 You know Barry, producer of everything good? 166 00:07:36,676 --> 00:07:39,045 Love "Surviving Essex." It's such... 167 00:07:39,045 --> 00:07:40,975 garbage. I can't stop watching it. 168 00:07:42,115 --> 00:07:43,383 Thank you. 169 00:07:43,383 --> 00:07:45,018 So, you know about these brutal 170 00:07:45,018 --> 00:07:47,153 Charles Manson murders? - Yes, yes. 171 00:07:47,153 --> 00:07:49,523 You guys, they're my all-time favorite murders. 172 00:07:51,124 --> 00:07:52,325 She's funny. 173 00:07:52,325 --> 00:07:55,861 Ah! All right, well, uh, please take a seat. 174 00:07:55,861 --> 00:07:58,265 I like to start off with casual conversation. 175 00:07:58,265 --> 00:08:00,900 Um, do you have your phone on you, by any chance? 176 00:08:00,900 --> 00:08:02,635 - My phone? - Yeah. 177 00:08:02,635 --> 00:08:04,772 Yes, I do. It's on silent. 178 00:08:04,772 --> 00:08:06,240 Okay, let me see it. 179 00:08:07,507 --> 00:08:08,674 Oh, nice bag. 180 00:08:08,674 --> 00:08:10,610 - Oh, thank you. Oh. - Beautiful. Yeah. 181 00:08:10,610 --> 00:08:14,080 Okay. Cool. 182 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:15,348 All right. 183 00:08:15,348 --> 00:08:17,118 See what we got. 184 00:08:21,688 --> 00:08:23,423 Who's Ruby Plume? 185 00:08:23,423 --> 00:08:26,793 Um, I haven't thought about her in such a long time. 186 00:08:26,793 --> 00:08:28,694 She-- I was in this Web series 187 00:08:28,694 --> 00:08:32,260 she made like five-- four or five years ago. 188 00:08:32,260 --> 00:08:33,399 - Okay. 189 00:08:33,399 --> 00:08:35,535 Um, what do you think about her? 190 00:08:35,535 --> 00:08:37,370 - Of Ruby? - Yeah. 191 00:08:37,370 --> 00:08:39,873 She's totally sweet. 192 00:08:39,873 --> 00:08:41,840 She's sweet. Okay. 193 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:43,777 What do you really think about her? 194 00:08:47,847 --> 00:08:50,451 Well, she's kind of a tragic figure. 195 00:08:50,451 --> 00:08:52,519 How? 196 00:08:52,519 --> 00:08:54,087 I'm always really nice to her, 197 00:08:54,087 --> 00:08:55,788 but there's, like, a unaddressed kind of 198 00:08:55,788 --> 00:08:57,791 weirdness between us, to be honest-- 199 00:08:57,791 --> 00:08:59,025 if I'm being honest. 200 00:08:59,025 --> 00:09:00,193 - Weirdness? - Mm-hmm. 201 00:09:00,193 --> 00:09:01,794 - Why? - You know, she asked me 202 00:09:01,794 --> 00:09:05,031 to be in her Web series and it was terrible 203 00:09:05,031 --> 00:09:07,661 and offensive to handicapped people. 204 00:09:07,661 --> 00:09:09,335 And I had, like, three terrible monologues in it 205 00:09:09,335 --> 00:09:13,006 and she completely cut me out of the whole show. 206 00:09:13,006 --> 00:09:15,636 And I know it was only because she didn't want 207 00:09:15,636 --> 00:09:18,412 anyone to outshine her in her own work, but... 208 00:09:18,412 --> 00:09:19,612 still. 209 00:09:19,612 --> 00:09:21,347 Yeah. That's not fair. 210 00:09:21,347 --> 00:09:22,981 And she's a lot older than you think. 211 00:09:22,981 --> 00:09:25,184 She looks good for her age, but there's photos of her 212 00:09:25,184 --> 00:09:27,988 partying with Beck from like 2002. 213 00:09:27,988 --> 00:09:29,722 And my friend Richard hooked up with her, 214 00:09:29,722 --> 00:09:31,892 said she has huge areolas, so, like, 215 00:09:31,892 --> 00:09:33,026 I feel really bad for her. 216 00:09:33,026 --> 00:09:35,494 - Okay. - But, that being said, 217 00:09:35,494 --> 00:09:37,063 she has a great heart. 218 00:09:37,063 --> 00:09:39,332 Okay. 219 00:09:39,332 --> 00:09:40,266 Um, here you go. 220 00:09:40,266 --> 00:09:41,867 This is, like, unique. Thank you. 221 00:09:41,867 --> 00:09:45,305 Um, why don't you call her and tell her that? 222 00:09:47,007 --> 00:09:47,908 No! 223 00:09:47,908 --> 00:09:49,708 Why not? 224 00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:51,512 That would be very cruel. 225 00:09:51,512 --> 00:09:54,080 She, uh, 226 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,349 cut you out of her show, right? 227 00:09:56,349 --> 00:09:58,851 She begrudges your worth. 228 00:09:58,851 --> 00:10:01,855 I mean, you could just read, word for word, 229 00:10:01,855 --> 00:10:03,322 what you said. I wrote it down. 230 00:10:03,322 --> 00:10:04,724 Why would I do-- 231 00:10:04,724 --> 00:10:06,427 I'm confused of why I would do that. 232 00:10:09,129 --> 00:10:12,999 Are you afraid of the truth, Portia? 233 00:10:12,999 --> 00:10:14,868 Great actors tell the truth. 234 00:10:17,771 --> 00:10:19,240 That's the truth. 235 00:10:22,042 --> 00:10:23,242 Okay. 236 00:10:23,242 --> 00:10:24,411 Okay. 237 00:10:32,686 --> 00:10:34,220 It's ringing. 238 00:10:34,220 --> 00:10:36,022 Portia! 239 00:10:36,022 --> 00:10:38,091 - Hi, Ruby! - What's up, girl?! 240 00:10:38,091 --> 00:10:39,692 I haven't heard from you in forever! 241 00:10:39,692 --> 00:10:41,260 I know, I know, I know, I know. 242 00:10:42,728 --> 00:10:46,433 Listen, I just wanted to tell you... 243 00:10:46,433 --> 00:10:48,402 the truth. 244 00:10:48,402 --> 00:10:51,572 Okay... 245 00:10:51,572 --> 00:10:53,773 You're really sweet, 246 00:10:53,773 --> 00:10:55,742 but also a tragic figure whose Web series 247 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,010 was embarrassing, 248 00:10:57,010 --> 00:10:59,847 and offensive to handicapped people. 249 00:11:01,214 --> 00:11:04,852 I know you're threatened by my talent 250 00:11:04,852 --> 00:11:06,586 and that you're secretly old, 251 00:11:06,586 --> 00:11:08,154 because of that Beck picture. 252 00:11:08,154 --> 00:11:11,525 And I know that your areolas are huge. 253 00:11:14,093 --> 00:11:16,797 I think you've got a really great heart, though. 254 00:11:18,331 --> 00:11:20,468 Who told you about my areolas? 255 00:11:22,735 --> 00:11:24,772 You can't do better than that. 256 00:11:31,812 --> 00:11:33,446 Hi, Nia! 257 00:11:33,446 --> 00:11:35,415 Oh, my God. You look stunning. 258 00:11:35,415 --> 00:11:37,918 I love everything that's going on in your top. 259 00:11:37,918 --> 00:11:39,919 Wow! Elliott! 260 00:11:39,919 --> 00:11:41,754 Uh, you should've called. I'm, like, doing emails 261 00:11:41,754 --> 00:11:43,689 and stuff. Did Patty let you in or...? 262 00:11:43,689 --> 00:11:46,327 Listen, I know you're busy, but I have huge news. 263 00:11:46,327 --> 00:11:48,128 What? 264 00:11:48,128 --> 00:11:50,097 Okay, two things. One, I finished 265 00:11:50,097 --> 00:11:52,398 a draft of the book. 266 00:11:52,398 --> 00:11:54,834 The entire book? 267 00:11:54,834 --> 00:11:56,069 Oh, my God. Because, last time we spoke, 268 00:11:56,069 --> 00:11:57,370 you, like, didn't even have a page. 269 00:11:57,370 --> 00:11:59,138 I know. I can hardly believe it myself. 270 00:11:59,138 --> 00:12:01,140 I mean, it just flows out of me. It's remarkable. 271 00:12:01,140 --> 00:12:03,404 It's insane. - Wow! God. Congratulations. 272 00:12:03,404 --> 00:12:04,543 Thank you. 273 00:12:04,543 --> 00:12:06,079 Well, I don't wanna celebrate quite yet. 274 00:12:06,079 --> 00:12:07,580 I mean, I know it's just one draft and, you know, 275 00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:09,816 I know there are tons of revisions ahead of me 276 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,285 - Mm-hmm. - and I also was mugged. 277 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,955 Wait. Oh, my God. You were mugged? 278 00:12:14,955 --> 00:12:17,157 I'm 99% sure it was a hate crime. 279 00:12:17,157 --> 00:12:18,925 Oh, my-- I-- Ohh. I'm so sorry. 280 00:12:18,925 --> 00:12:20,527 It was awful. They took everything. 281 00:12:20,527 --> 00:12:24,164 I had to cancel my cards and they took the laptop. 282 00:12:24,164 --> 00:12:27,233 So the whole book is gone. 283 00:12:27,233 --> 00:12:28,969 They took-- They took the whole book? 284 00:12:28,969 --> 00:12:30,871 - Every word. - Wow. 285 00:12:37,811 --> 00:12:39,045 Hey, Max. 286 00:12:39,045 --> 00:12:41,548 Hey. You ever seen one of these before? 287 00:12:41,548 --> 00:12:43,349 Yeah. Of course. 288 00:12:43,349 --> 00:12:45,117 Uh, I just wanna talk to you real quick. 289 00:12:45,117 --> 00:12:48,221 I, um, I want to let you know that I'm also applying 290 00:12:48,221 --> 00:12:50,523 for the Shanghai position and I was hoping 291 00:12:50,523 --> 00:12:53,026 that you would be willing to write me a recommendation, 292 00:12:53,026 --> 00:12:54,494 you know, as my, um, supervisor. 293 00:12:54,494 --> 00:12:58,065 Yeah. You're not gonna get that. 294 00:12:58,065 --> 00:12:59,399 Okay, why not? 295 00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:01,602 Because Alan Yang's gonna get it. 296 00:13:01,602 --> 00:13:02,836 He's a shoo-in. 297 00:13:02,836 --> 00:13:04,337 He speaks Chinese. 298 00:13:04,337 --> 00:13:07,273 Okay, [sigh] I'm fully aware that Alan speaks Chinese, 299 00:13:07,273 --> 00:13:09,608 but I would really appreciate if I was in the mix for this. 300 00:13:09,608 --> 00:13:13,313 I can't express to you how much I would love to go to Shanghai. 301 00:13:13,313 --> 00:13:15,015 Then maybe you should play the lottery 'cause you've got 302 00:13:15,015 --> 00:13:16,283 a better chance of winning that 303 00:13:16,283 --> 00:13:17,985 than you do of getting the Shanghai position. 304 00:13:17,985 --> 00:13:19,486 I'm just being honest with you. 305 00:13:19,486 --> 00:13:21,154 Okay, Max, I-- 306 00:13:21,154 --> 00:13:22,422 I really insist 307 00:13:22,422 --> 00:13:24,358 that I should be considered on this. 308 00:13:24,358 --> 00:13:25,659 Oh. 309 00:13:25,659 --> 00:13:27,226 Oh, you insist? 310 00:13:27,226 --> 00:13:29,262 I respectfully demand that you - Oh. 311 00:13:29,262 --> 00:13:31,231 please write me a letter of recommendation. 312 00:13:31,231 --> 00:13:33,700 Oh, okay. Well, um, 313 00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:36,837 how's this, then? Um-- 314 00:13:36,837 --> 00:13:39,272 "It is with great enthusiasm 315 00:13:39,272 --> 00:13:42,175 that I recommend Drew Gardener 316 00:13:42,175 --> 00:13:44,678 for the Shanghai position 317 00:13:44,678 --> 00:13:45,945 that he will never get 318 00:13:45,945 --> 00:13:48,714 as long as Alan Yang is alive and well 319 00:13:48,714 --> 00:13:53,521 'cause Alan Yang speaks Chinese fluently, Drew. 320 00:13:53,521 --> 00:13:54,587 Mm-hmm. 321 00:13:54,587 --> 00:13:57,725 So, you're hiding out in a motel room 322 00:13:57,725 --> 00:13:59,720 in New Hampshire? - Mm-hmm. 323 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,061 And your abuser would come up 324 00:14:01,061 --> 00:14:03,496 with creative ways to hurt you every day. 325 00:14:03,496 --> 00:14:05,165 Can you give me an example of what that means? 326 00:14:05,165 --> 00:14:07,934 Okay, so, this one time, we were supposed to meet up. 327 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,303 We had plans to take me shopping. 328 00:14:10,303 --> 00:14:14,875 - Mm-hmm. - And he was four hours late 329 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:16,743 because his kid, like, 330 00:14:16,743 --> 00:14:18,244 broke his leg or something. 331 00:14:18,244 --> 00:14:22,849 And so I was waiting in the pouring, freezing rain 332 00:14:22,849 --> 00:14:25,151 for four hours. 333 00:14:25,151 --> 00:14:27,187 I got such a bad cold! 334 00:14:27,187 --> 00:14:28,555 Can you believe that? 335 00:14:28,555 --> 00:14:31,625 Have you ever even heard of anything like this? 336 00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:32,893 No, I haven't. 337 00:14:32,893 --> 00:14:34,661 But this is interesting. 338 00:14:34,661 --> 00:14:37,864 Okay. 339 00:14:37,864 --> 00:14:39,398 I have an idea. 340 00:14:39,398 --> 00:14:41,467 I think you should call him. 341 00:14:41,467 --> 00:14:43,236 See, 'cause I know he really liked you. 342 00:14:43,236 --> 00:14:44,570 - Mm. - So, if he sees 343 00:14:44,570 --> 00:14:48,141 you're calling, I think he'll answer. 344 00:14:48,141 --> 00:14:49,977 Okay. Yeah. 345 00:14:49,977 --> 00:14:52,211 I'll do that, yeah. 346 00:14:52,211 --> 00:14:54,448 I mean now! Jesus. Come on. 347 00:14:54,448 --> 00:14:56,750 Okay. Um... yeah. 348 00:14:59,686 --> 00:15:01,755 Okay. 349 00:15:01,755 --> 00:15:03,790 - Okay. 350 00:15:05,858 --> 00:15:07,593 Hey, you've reached private investigator Keith Powell. 351 00:15:07,593 --> 00:15:09,129 - It's a voicemail. - Leave a message. 352 00:15:09,129 --> 00:15:10,230 - Okay. - Sorry I missed your call. 353 00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:13,066 Um, hey, K-Keith. 354 00:15:13,066 --> 00:15:14,334 It's-- It's Dory. 355 00:15:14,334 --> 00:15:18,138 Um, just calling to check in. 356 00:15:18,138 --> 00:15:19,406 Give me a call back when you get this. 357 00:15:19,406 --> 00:15:21,441 Tell him you wanna see him. 358 00:15:21,441 --> 00:15:25,879 I'd like to see you, you know, if you're around. 359 00:15:25,879 --> 00:15:27,380 Tell him you made a mistake. 360 00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:30,616 And I made a mistake in-- in breaking up. 361 00:15:30,616 --> 00:15:33,286 Tell him you miss him and you wanna have sex. 362 00:15:33,286 --> 00:15:38,359 And I miss you, I do, and I miss being with you 363 00:15:38,359 --> 00:15:40,760 and, um, 364 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,061 we should have sex 365 00:15:42,061 --> 00:15:43,496 - Oh, that's good. - when we see each other. 366 00:15:43,496 --> 00:15:45,932 So, yeah, give me a call back 367 00:15:45,932 --> 00:15:48,736 when you get this and, um, bye. 368 00:15:48,736 --> 00:15:50,003 - Good. Okay. - Okay. 369 00:15:50,003 --> 00:15:52,105 - Yeah. - So now we wait. 370 00:15:52,105 --> 00:15:54,140 You let me know if he calls you. 371 00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:56,943 Of course. Totally. Um, I'm sorry, 372 00:15:56,943 --> 00:15:58,278 but I really feel like I should go. 373 00:15:58,278 --> 00:15:59,679 - Okay. - Yeah. Okay. 374 00:15:59,679 --> 00:16:01,147 I'm sorry we came off 375 00:16:01,147 --> 00:16:02,448 a little strong and I thank you 376 00:16:02,448 --> 00:16:03,916 for being honest, okay? - Yeah, of course. 377 00:16:03,916 --> 00:16:06,053 And, you know, let me know if you need anything. 378 00:16:06,053 --> 00:16:08,922 And I hope he's okay. - Yeah, me too. 379 00:16:08,922 --> 00:16:11,625 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 380 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,092 You know, 381 00:16:13,092 --> 00:16:14,856 if I don't hear from him by tomorrow, 382 00:16:14,856 --> 00:16:16,663 I'm gonna call the police. 383 00:16:16,663 --> 00:16:18,031 - Mm. - Mm-hmm. 384 00:16:18,031 --> 00:16:19,098 Mm-hmm. 385 00:16:19,098 --> 00:16:22,268 Yeah. Okay. 386 00:16:43,023 --> 00:16:44,456 ♪ Just dance, dance, dance ♪ 387 00:16:44,456 --> 00:16:49,495 ♪ To the rhythm of my heartbeat ♪ 388 00:16:49,495 --> 00:16:53,266 ♪ You don't have to think, you just have to be ♪ 389 00:16:53,266 --> 00:16:57,771 ♪ Let the rhythm set us free ♪ 390 00:16:57,771 --> 00:17:00,006 ♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪ 391 00:17:00,006 --> 00:17:01,909 I'm-- I'm sorry. Um, Molly? 392 00:17:01,909 --> 00:17:03,008 Yeah. 393 00:17:03,008 --> 00:17:04,209 Alan's wife, Molly, right? 394 00:17:04,209 --> 00:17:05,945 - Yeah. - Hi. So great to meet you. 395 00:17:05,945 --> 00:17:07,180 - Hi. - I'm Drew Gardner. 396 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:08,981 I work with Alan. Yeah. - Oh, Drew! 397 00:17:08,981 --> 00:17:11,784 Hey, he says such nice things about you. 398 00:17:11,784 --> 00:17:13,052 Do you know Max? Do you know Max? 399 00:17:13,052 --> 00:17:14,787 This is our boss, Max. - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 400 00:17:14,787 --> 00:17:16,355 So, you know Molly. 401 00:17:16,355 --> 00:17:17,957 - Yeah. Yeah, we met. - Of course I know Molly. 402 00:17:17,957 --> 00:17:19,792 We just talked. - Oh, you just talked? 403 00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:21,127 Oh, that's so cool. Oh, but, Max, Max, Max. 404 00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:23,129 - What? - Have you seen how cute 405 00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,697 Max's kids are? - You don't wanna see 406 00:17:24,697 --> 00:17:26,098 kid photos, do you? - I do. 407 00:17:26,098 --> 00:17:27,499 You wanna see kid photos? - I love kids. Show me. 408 00:17:27,499 --> 00:17:29,736 - I think we all do. - We were just in Quogue 409 00:17:29,736 --> 00:17:31,170 this past weekend. 410 00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:33,172 - She's gonna be a heartbreaker. - So adorable. 411 00:17:33,172 --> 00:17:35,875 - Yeah, how old is that thing? - Can't lie. Three. 412 00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:38,110 - Three? Wow. Oh, wow. - Oh, my. Oh. 413 00:17:38,110 --> 00:17:39,545 Think she looks like me? People say 414 00:17:39,545 --> 00:17:41,248 she looks like me. - She looks exactly like you. 415 00:17:41,248 --> 00:17:42,349 She's your twin. 416 00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:45,985 Alan. Hey, man. 417 00:17:45,985 --> 00:17:47,987 Hey, Gardener! What's up?! 418 00:17:47,987 --> 00:17:49,622 Oh, nothing. You know, just chilling. 419 00:17:49,622 --> 00:17:51,858 - Cool. Cool. - I'm real cool. So. 420 00:17:51,858 --> 00:17:54,522 Hey, guess what. Um, I'm actually gonna be 421 00:17:54,522 --> 00:17:56,028 applying for the Shanghai job, too. 422 00:17:56,028 --> 00:17:58,163 - You are? - Yeah, yeah. 423 00:17:58,163 --> 00:18:00,199 Yeah, I just wanna bring it up and get it out in the open 424 00:18:00,199 --> 00:18:02,569 so that there's no unnecessary tension between us 425 00:18:02,569 --> 00:18:04,103 in the office or anything. 426 00:18:04,103 --> 00:18:05,605 - Good luck. - Thanks, man. 427 00:18:05,605 --> 00:18:08,341 No, good luck for you, too. Um. 428 00:18:08,341 --> 00:18:11,744 Hey, is that your wife over there? 429 00:18:11,744 --> 00:18:13,546 - Yeah. - Oh, wow. 430 00:18:13,546 --> 00:18:16,283 Yeah, she is hot. - Huh. 431 00:18:17,617 --> 00:18:18,918 - Sure. - Of course, yeah. 432 00:18:18,918 --> 00:18:20,453 No, I'm not trying to be weird or anything. 433 00:18:20,453 --> 00:18:24,323 It's just that Max had said-- you know, multiple times, 434 00:18:24,323 --> 00:18:27,594 he had mentioned that she was, like, really hot, so. 435 00:18:27,594 --> 00:18:29,562 - Did he? - Yeah. 436 00:18:29,562 --> 00:18:31,297 Yeah, but I-I agree. - Huh. 437 00:18:31,297 --> 00:18:33,433 But, yeah. I mean, he's a dog. 438 00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:34,701 - Yeah. 439 00:18:34,701 --> 00:18:36,836 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Right. 440 00:18:36,836 --> 00:18:39,306 Right. Totally. 441 00:18:40,572 --> 00:18:45,378 I mean, I heard he's just got a huge dick. 442 00:18:45,378 --> 00:18:46,713 So... 443 00:18:46,713 --> 00:18:49,715 ♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪ 444 00:18:49,715 --> 00:18:51,751 Bye. 445 00:19:22,116 --> 00:19:24,784 Keith! 446 00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:27,753 Rent is still two weeks late! 447 00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:33,293 I know you're in there. 448 00:19:35,695 --> 00:19:36,964 Oh. 449 00:19:59,919 --> 00:20:02,422 ♪ Sleep beneath the stars ♪ 450 00:20:02,422 --> 00:20:06,226 ♪ Honey, I have all I need ♪ 451 00:20:06,226 --> 00:20:08,561 ♪ Right in front of me ♪ 452 00:20:08,561 --> 00:20:11,263 ♪ Waiting in the car ♪ 453 00:20:11,263 --> 00:20:15,068 ♪ Burning all my money on the dashboard ♪ 454 00:20:15,068 --> 00:20:16,803 ♪ For the record ♪ 455 00:20:16,803 --> 00:20:19,271 ♪ Don't need it ♪ 456 00:20:19,271 --> 00:20:23,676 ♪ Where I'm going and I can't admit ♪ 457 00:20:23,676 --> 00:20:24,878 ♪ No way of knowing ♪ 458 00:20:24,878 --> 00:20:27,913 ♪ Is it cold outside? ♪ 459 00:20:27,913 --> 00:20:29,182 ♪ No way of knowing ♪ 460 00:20:29,182 --> 00:20:32,251 ♪ Will you be my guide? ♪ 461 00:20:32,251 --> 00:20:36,923 ♪ I'm gonna need you tonight ♪ 462 00:20:36,923 --> 00:20:41,160 Tell me everything is all right 463 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:45,898 You wouldn't do it, but I just might 464 00:20:45,898 --> 00:20:48,402 So, show me how 465 00:20:48,402 --> 00:20:50,069 You made the vow 466 00:20:50,069 --> 00:20:54,106 I'm gonna need you tonight 467 00:20:54,106 --> 00:20:58,745 Walking miles in the moonlight 468 00:20:58,745 --> 00:21:02,983 Got myself into the wrong fight 469 00:21:02,983 --> 00:21:05,452 So show me where 470 00:21:05,452 --> 00:21:09,317 To make amends 471 00:21:28,975 --> 00:21:30,478 Aah! 472 00:21:33,213 --> 00:21:34,647 Hey. 473 00:21:34,647 --> 00:21:36,616 Dory, would you ever consider 474 00:21:36,616 --> 00:21:38,919 joining me, like full-time? 475 00:21:38,919 --> 00:21:41,987 Gets lonely, working solo. 476 00:21:41,987 --> 00:21:46,392 I think you have a knack for this PI stuff. 477 00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:48,295 We'll make a really great team. 478 00:21:51,264 --> 00:21:52,565 How's that sound? 479 00:21:52,565 --> 00:21:54,234 Will you consider it? 480 00:21:59,772 --> 00:22:02,275 I really wish you would. 481 00:22:06,012 --> 00:22:07,314 Oh, baby. 482 00:22:10,884 --> 00:22:12,319 Oh, baby. 483 00:22:17,424 --> 00:22:20,226 Ahh! 484 00:22:20,226 --> 00:22:22,062 Oh, my God. 485 00:22:22,062 --> 00:22:23,831 You see that, baby? 486 00:22:25,098 --> 00:22:29,102 What is that? 487 00:22:29,102 --> 00:22:33,240 ♪ Don't you know ♪ 488 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,542 ♪ Pretending ♪ 489 00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:38,545 ♪ Hurts? ♪ 490 00:22:38,545 --> 00:22:40,247 ♪ (You, you) ♪ 491 00:22:43,283 --> 00:22:45,085 ♪ (You, you) ♪ 492 00:22:48,088 --> 00:22:52,125 ♪ Might as well ♪ 493 00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:54,527 ♪ Just let you ♪ 494 00:22:54,527 --> 00:22:55,996 ♪ Burn ♪